doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via hate)

vedantist:

adventures-in-blogyssey:

highlyglamorous:

It smells like grilled cheese outside

which lana del rey song is this from

it sounds more like a lorde song

(via ant0rm)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via tipslip)

crystallized-teardrops:

so i got bored…

(via seanp0donnell)

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

image

(via joshpeck)

dinosaureverything:

"stop doing that"

image

(via youmakeme-laugh)

macandsneeze:

This is some jakemalik shit

(Source: owlcityinstagrams, via saladun-dressing)

walking past your crush

(Source: dicksplit, via tipslip)

,,

Why are we talking to each other in English?

Two non English speakers who share the same first language while chatting on the net, probably (via ignitiondorks)

(via kyliekenner)